More Cock than Smith 'n Wesson

I was watching NicePeter's "Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6" [link] and picked up the line "More cock than smith and wesson." I lold at this, and the rest of the video for that matter.

The line stuck with me for the rest of the day though, and bounced around in my head until this fell out

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In case you dont get it, smith and wesson is a gun smith, and you cock a gun before you fire it. Cock is another name for a rooster... if you don't get the rest, get out more